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Who the fuck is "General Failure" and what is he doing on my PC.



Mother hold her little daughter fifteen minutes under water. Not to make her any troubles, but to see the funny bubbles.



Don't drink and drive. Get doped and fly home.



If you want to be a Hippie, put a Flower on your Pipi.



I Love you, you Love me, let´s make a family!



There was a young lady from Riga,

who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride

with the lady inside

and the smile on the face of the tiger.





Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.



Think of ‘M’ and think of ‘E’. Put them together and think of me.